🔥 CHARCOAL HAITI UP 0.0003%  |  🚂 THAILAND TRAIN STATION VALUED AT "VERY PROMISING"  |  🍜 POT NOODLE FOAM TECH — SERIES B CLOSED  |  🎪 FESTIVAL ATTENDANCE: 0  |  BRECKINRIDGE CAPITAL Q3: "WE REMAIN OPTIMISTIC"  |  ⚠️ IRR PROJECTIONS BASED ON "VIBES"  |  💼 AUM: MOST OF IT  |  🔥 CHARCOAL HAITI UP 0.0003%  |  🚂 THAILAND TRAIN STATION VALUED AT "VERY PROMISING"  |  🍜 POT NOODLE FOAM TECH — SERIES B CLOSED  |  🎪 FESTIVAL ATTENDANCE: 0  |  BRECKINRIDGE CAPITAL Q3: "WE REMAIN OPTIMISTIC"  |  ⚠️ IRR PROJECTIONS BASED ON "VIBES"  |  💼 AUM: MOST OF IT  | 

Breckinridge Capital Partners™  ·  Est. 2019  ·  Geneva, Luxembourg, Phuket Airport

Investing In
Tomorrow's
Problems

A curated portfolio of aggressively misunderstood opportunities in markets nobody else has considered, for reasons that will soon become obvious.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ — SELF-AWARDED BEST BOUTIQUE FUND 2024

* Past performance is not indicative of future results. Present performance is also not indicative of future results. Actually none of this indicates anything. Returns projections were calculated by Derek, our intern, using a spreadsheet he found on Reddit. Breckinridge Capital Partners is not regulated by anyone. We tried but they stopped returning calls.

Portfolio Highlights

Four Unmissable
Opportunities

Each position represents months of what our founder calls "deep Googling" and one very confident dinner conversation. Hover each card for our proprietary risk assessment.

01
🔥
HaitiCoal™
Port-au-Prince, Haiti

Haiti uses 30kg of charcoal per household per year. Nobody is disrupting this space. We intend to be the Uber of charcoal distribution, but for Haiti, but for charcoal. The app will have a dark mode.

Projected IRR: 4,000% (Derek's estimate)
⚠️ Real risk: We have not been to Haiti. Our market research is a Wikipedia article and a Vice documentary from 2014. Also we do not own any charcoal. Click for full memo.
02
🚂
SiamRail Ventures
Somewhere, Thailand

We are acquiring a train station in rural Thailand. We don't know which one yet. We saw a photo and it had "good bones." Thailand is growing. Trains are old but also classic. This is essentially real estate but with trains.

Projected IRR: "Significant"
⚠️ Real risk: We cannot legally own property in Thailand as foreigners. We have emailed the Thai government about this twice. No reply. Click for full memo.
03
🍜
PotPop Systems
Milton Keynes, UK

The Pot Noodle is a solved product. But what if the pot itself popped? Like a kernel of corn, but it's the pot. You add water, the pot inflates, cooks the noodles, then compresses for recycling. Totally viable.

Projected IRR: Pending physics
⚠️ Real risk: A materials scientist told us this "violates several laws." We believe they meant bureaucratic laws, which can be lobbied. We have applied for a patent using a napkin sketch. Click for full memo.
04
🎪
VoidFest™
A Field, Lincolnshire

The festival market is overcrowded. Our insight: what if you removed the crowd? VoidFest is a premium boutique festival with zero attendees. Zero queues. Zero toilets needed. 100% of the vibe, 0% of the people.

Revenue model: TBD
⚠️ Real risk: We have held three VoidFests. Nobody came. We consider this validation of the concept. Ticket sales remain zero, which we describe in our deck as "pre-revenue." Click for full memo.
🧔🏻
Barnaby
Holt-Wiggins
Founder, CIO, CFO, COO, Receptionist

Barnaby spent eleven months at a mid-tier consultancy before striking out on his own with a "clear sense that most opportunities were simply not being noticed by smart people like him." He has an Economics degree from a university he describes as "basically Oxford-adjacent."

He first noticed the Haiti charcoal opportunity during a gap year he did not actually take but has told people about. The Thailand train station came to him during a layover in Bangkok airport, from which he did not leave. PotPop was conceived in a Tesco aisle. VoidFest was born from "sheer frustration at Glastonbury queues."

Barnaby manages all fund operations from a WeWork hot desk in Canary Wharf (Tuesday afternoons only — the free coffee is better). His investment thesis is best described as: "If I find it interesting, others will find it profitable."

£0
External Capital Raised
4
Decks Sent This Month
0
Replies Received
100%
Conviction Level

"The best investments are the ones nobody else understands. Usually because they are bad."

— Barnaby Holt-Wiggins, to his mum, Christmas 2023

Press & Media

What People
Are Saying

Financial Times
"We cannot verify any of the claims made in this press release"

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LinkedIn
Barnaby Holt-Wiggins: "Excited to announce our Series A... of ideas"

The post received 4 likes, two of which were from accounts the founder controls. A former colleague commented "mate are you ok" and was subsequently blocked.

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Mum's WhatsApp Group
"His father and I are cautiously supportive"

Sandra Holt-Wiggins confirmed she has "forwarded his leaflet to Denise from Pilates" who she described as "quite wealthy." Denise has not responded to three follow-up voice notes.

Pending
TripAdvisor
VoidFest 2023 — ★☆☆☆☆ — "There was nothing there"

Reviewer Glen T. noted he "drove 90 minutes to a field" where he found "a hand-painted sign, one string of broken fairy lights, and the founder eating a Pret sandwich alone." Called police. Police did not attend.

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